Don’t even mention the wedding to me or I will kill you. Direct all questions to the wedding party or to Kurt.
In the same 24-hour period:
- a bridesmaid came down with something like the measles, which resulted in a giant amount of rearranging that i don’t even want to deal with this soon before the wedding
- our emcee lost his voice, but he reassures us that he’ll be better for saturday
- our officiant can’t make it for our rehearsal ceremony…which was to rehearse the ceremony with the officiant
- lost my purse at Chocoatl last night, which contained Jonny and Jane’s card & gift, my wallet, my brand new prescription and contacts pick-up receipt, my dentist receipts, and most of my wedding-day makeup
We. are. getting. married. no. matter. what. happens. this. week.