1) We have a new cordless phone! Yippee! Thanks, Tim.

2) How can anyone possibly have owned a Nintendo and still not have ever heard of Zelda or Metroid?! Call me consumer-crazy but I think that’s a little sheltered.

3) People, please — don’t hit the keeper of the AC Milan team with a freakin’ flare and burn a quarter of the pitch (not to mention the shoulder of the keeper) in the process. It’s a little irresponsible, even for fanatic soccer fans.

4) When is my illustrated copy of the Da Vinci Code arriving?? I returned the normal hardcover I bought last Wednesday since it was only a few dollars more for the Illustrated Edition on Chapters.ca; unfortunately, I had already gotten into the storyline and now I’m itching to continue. If I’m this impatient about this book I can only imagine how antsy I’ll be closer to the Harry Potter 6 ship date (July 16th). Which, according to Ei, is a mere 95 days away. Oooooooh!